Too much irony in my diet.

Sorry for the back-to-back grumpy posts, but this is too bizarre not to share.

I've been having some cam trouble the last couple of days. There's a short in the wire of my good camera, and now, I can't seem to install the drivers for my crapy back-up camera.

I do/did have a pretty decent quality back-up cam, but I lent it to a fellow camgirl back when she was having problems. She's since had her phone turned off, so I can't reach her. She was on the verge of eviction last time we talked, so I wasn't even sure if I could swing by her house.

Anyway... I was on YIM with a friend, on a real long-shot request to see if she knew anyone else with a cam I could borrow just for a day or two. Buying one isn't an option, as my checking account is bone dry. Possibly going to over-draw because of the damn Vonage fiasco, if you really want the truth.

Anyway, while I am on YIM, you will never believe who up and called me.

Well, of course you will. Otherwise, I wouldn't be telling you, right?

It was the prodigal camgirl. I haven't heard from her in over a month.

So, I ask for my camera.....

and...

wait for it.....

She doesn't know where it is. It's in a box from her last hurried move, maybe at her mother's place.

Hey, universe? If you're going to throw me bizarre coincidences, can they at least be useful ones?

Vonage - Arrghh!

I know that I used to sing their praises, but that is done.

What a terrible company.

I attempted to have my phone line with them turned off in August when my ISP offered me a better rate.

Since then, I've been dealing with nothing but crap.

I called, and was told that they'd disconnect it for me.

They never turned off the line, and I was billed for it again the next month. I called, and the customer service rep told me that, since I'd had the service less than a year, there would be a $50 fee if I wanted to shut it off. Bear in mind, the first CSR had never mentioned that.

The second one apologized, and told me they'd give me two free months (Septemer and October) to make up for the error, and that that would get me over the year mark.

I was charged in September. Called, bitched, was told there was no record of the conversation. Finally got the charge taken off.

This month, same thing, except they would not take the charge off.

I went ahead and cancelled the service this month, since it's now over a year. And, I'm charged for all of October, since they "don't pro-rate their billing cycle." The billing cycle started yesterday.

Not recommended, at all.

But of course I am, darlin'...

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A dirty mind...

Just had to take this quiz. How dirty is your mind? Mine is:

Pretty Messy You scored 80% Dirtiness!

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Oh, this is too perfect!

I reluctantly decided that, with my car going the way it is at the moment, I can't make it to a party that's an hour from my house tonight.

However... just found out my friend's band is playing tomorrow night at my favorite neighborhood pub!

Now I just need to see if my BF minds a bunch of hippies he doesn't know crashing on his livingroom floor tomorrow night, lol...

And buy some champagne so I can do brunch on Sunday with Mimosas!

Whew! Productive day!

Not bad for a "day off." Today I:

- uploaded two videos and four photo sets to my site's currently-under-construction members' area. (I think I may be ready to go live by the end of the week... squeeeee!)

- Created a feature profile for a very hot phone sex sub, uncollared katie.

- complete 4 100 word filler pieces for one of my non-adult writing clients.

- did four loads of laundry.

- made a huge pot of lentil soup.

Tonight, the BF and I are planning a night out. No firm idea what the plans are yet. Maybe blading up to the little artsy town just north of us, and then finding our way back once we're nice and tipsy.

No shit, Spurlock.

It seems that 20-year-old Dustin Spurlock has some trouble connecting the dots.

Spurlock brought a marijuana plant to the police in Elyria, Ohio to inform them that someone had stolen the plant. He had managed to get it back, but still apparently wished to press charges.

As you may have guessed, it was Spurlock who would up getting arrested, on charges of possession.

The officers' analysis is a glory of understatement:

Police said Spurlock may not have realized the problem with reporting a stolen marijuana plant.

Folks, I don't make 'em up, I jsut report 'em.

Allow me to introduce you...

....... To some of my sexy friends.

I've started a new site to showcase some of the very sexy kinky types from NiteFlirt.

I'm very tickled at the URL I was able to score: http://www.sheskinky.com

Anyway, please do check these ladies out!

XOXOXO,
Violet

Yeah, that's why I live here.

I finally got a chance to go out on my friend Doug's new boat.

And what an afternoon!

There is nothing, nothing in the world quite like swimming naked in the Gulf of Mexico.

We went a good ways away from the shore, then spent some time diving into the water. I love the feel of it!

There was plenty of wine, and good company.

When we came back, we waited until the last possible moment to get dressed again -- and I'm pretty sure someone with one of those channel-front condos saw me before I had my top on. Hope I brightened his day a bit ;)